About Us

Hey Y'all,

Welcome to ThinLyneRanch® LLC.  I'm Lacey, the founder and owner.  I'm currently a busy mom and flight medic in the Army National Guard.  On the civilian side I've worked as a flight paramedic, firefighter, and ground paramedic for over a decade.  After 3 deployments to Afghanistan and thousands of EMS calls, I've decided to use my experience to create products that will improve the lives of others in the military and public safety.  

ThinLyneRanch® currently has one employee... our daughter Remey.  She is a product model and somehow wins employee of the month every time!  Check out of social media to see her in action.  My husband is also an Army combat veteran and currently works in public safety.  We have been soldiers, pilots, paramedics, cops, and firefighters, but this our first retail business.

For those who want to see a DD-214 in order for us to "prove" that we were in the military, feel free to get bent.  Use a rock or something (pun intended) to hold up your self righteousness, since we are pretty sure you are the dudes who "almost joined" but you would have hit a drill sergeant if they got in your face.

We are proud to be Americans even though our products are currently made overseas.  This does create a conundrum for us. We are a start-up company and we are trying to develop products that others in our community can afford.  Our goal is to eventually have all our products made in America.  The ironic part is most of y'all writing negative reviews about an American company selling products made overseas, are writing that review on a device made overseas and sold by an American company.

Our goal is to use our experience to make better products for you.  If there is something we can do to improve, please reach out.  We are constantly striving to make our products and our business better for you, our customers.

In our line of work we can't always be safe, but we can be prepared!